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HIS FUCKING NAME IS SHO! MINAMIMOTO IS HIS LAST GOD DAMNED NAME!
IT'S SHO! OKAY!? S TO THE H TO THE O!
WHAT IS WITH THE SUDDEN BURST OF THIS?
DID EVERYONE START PLAYING THE JAPANESE VERSION OF THE GAME!? FUCKING CHRIST!
POINT ME TO ONE PLACE IN THE GAME WHERE THEY DON'T EITHER CALL HIM SHO, THE GRIM HEAPER, OR PI-FACE!
THE OTHER REAPERS DON'T FUCKING COUNT FOR THAT EITHER!
[throws up papers everywhere in annoyance]
> While at seminar today, Mom calls me and is "in trouble and having problems." After much questioning, I get to that she says men and women around there are "fooling around, probably have kids, I don't know." I asked what was wrong with that. "They are coming in here wanting me to do the same thing." I asked, "Mom are you trying to tell me men are trying to have sex with you?" "Yes, men and women also; I guess they think they are funny." Needless to say, I called the nurses station about to die laughing and asked if someone tried to give Mom a shower. She said let me check the schedule. So she starts reading something (I can hear her) and says yes, today is her day and she wasn't cooperating, so they called Reggie in to help. So I let her in on the joke.
> She said no wonder Reggie looked funny when he came out of her room. A Friend saw me outside and told me she was having a bad day. I told her that I could make her laugh. She didn't think so, so I shared Mom's story. She didn't smile or crack a smile. I said, "You know that's funny." She grinned and said, "Your mom has Alzheimers, right?" I said, "Yes." She said, "I guess you ought to be glad that she still knows what it is." I said, "Not really, if she thinks that is what they were doing when they were trying to get her to take a shower." We both cracked up
BRB LOLING FOREVER
1-No More Heroes!: Jeane
2-Bleach: Luppi
3-Naruto: Suigetsu
4-Hellsing: Young Walter Dornez
5-JoJo's Bizarre Adventures: Jolyne Kujo
6-Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Xanxus
7-Mega Man ZXAdvent: Atlus
8-D. Gray Man: Jasdevi
9-Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Viral
10-Full Metal Alchemist: Envy
LEMON'S NAME IS NOT FUCKING "REYMOND". YOU FUCKING TRANSLATED THE OTHER GAME SHE WAS IN, HOW DID YOU FUCK THIS UP?
..... Naruto was already released in the US up to volume 44 and ONE PIECE IS AT TWENTY ONE!?
WHAT IS THIS!? I CALL BULLSHIT OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER!
--
( While we're on the WTF train. )
*deep breath*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!
I-i'll get back in an hour when I stop laughing.
( Rant below cut, you were warned )
Hell you know what- I want to see a fucking tug-of-war match OVER A CHASM FILLED WITH SPIKES between ICHIRUKI FANS and TWILIGHT FANS. And when it's over- there will be one less retarded group in the world and my faith in humanity will be SLIGHTLY raised again.
...Hmmm....hmmmmmmmmmm. They want one of the most powerful men in the world to control the internet and have the ability to shut it down during an emergency.
...This reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it-
( WAIT )
.....Fuck.
confusedAnd that's why I don't read Ayn Rand and my Aunt is stupid to think I would.
Naruto:
KAKASHI? Fandom response: "BAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!"
HINATA? Fandom response: "BAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!"
SHIZUNE? Fandom response: "............*tumble weed blows by- one person in the back sobs*"
Bleach:
ULQUIORRA? Fandom response: Half say "DUNANANANANANANANANANA BAT MAN!" other half "I'm an emo-kid, non-conformist as can be!"...of course that half has been singing that since he appeared.
One Piece:
BON CLAY RETURNS! FANDOM REJOICES FOR THE OKAMA!
Fairy Tail:
LUXUS? Fandom Response:"OMG WTF BBQ HAX!?"
...I am getting mixed signals on whether to laugh, cry, scream in delight, or say fuck this all and go read Negima again from the beginning.
Oh also it snowed and I got to play in it from 8 to 11. ...and by play I mean shove down my little brothers shirt because he's a gigantic dick.
Also earlier this week, I saw an SUV with the license plate NINE999 ... I wish there was more to the joke, like a Final fantasy bumper stick but alas there is not.
Oh wait- I also saw another SUV, that didn't even have the license plate on it, they just had it propped in their back window...CAN YOU DO THAT!?
QUESTION.
Why the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck can't I SET MY GODDAMN TIME ZONE ANYMORE!?
....yeeeeaaaaah.
